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• (336): View more from North Carolina

  I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.

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• (845): View more from New York

  Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.

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• (202): View more from Washington, DC

  respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?

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• (760): View more from California

  i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.

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• (704): View more from North Carolina

  There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk

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• (816): View more from Missouri

  We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.

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• (985): View more from Louisiana

  drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.

  (985): View more from Louisiana

  its good to be home.

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• (727): View more from Florida

  Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements

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• (651): View more from Minnesota

  I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.

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• (213): View more from California

  idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.

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• (253): View more from Washington

  First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere

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• (845): View more from New York

  So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low

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