I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
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i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
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drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low