Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
Randomize
