So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
I swear, its like my old fuck buddies have a 6th sense for when I'm going to be daydrunk. Then they start texting me. And then I start sexting them
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
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