have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
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BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
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Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
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