Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
I broke a rule
Which One?!
The one where I shouldn't sleep with your friends. I broke this particular rule 4 times.
You're officially the worst brother ever.
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
Randomize
