ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
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The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
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So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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