I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
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He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
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We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
My mom legitimately hired a private eye on me. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITING MY LIFE JUST GOT???
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
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