I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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