After 4 hours of foreplay he passed out and almost immediately peed in my bed. Naked. Like a fountain. Then tried to deny it in the morning by saying he just sweats a lot.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
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