He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
i'm like carrie bradshaw but prettier and with a penis
Apparently last night I sat at the bar with an upside down sharpie lightning bolt on my forehead, yelling "It's Harry Potter's birthday! Let me be on the qudditch team!" And I kept calling the bartender Dobby. There are videos.
home. puking in laundry basket.
Just had a girl agree to give me a blowjob in exchange for wearing my jacket during class. Talk about successful negotiations. Best day of my life
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
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