i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
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I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
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He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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