Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
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We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
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this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
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