Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
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This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
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Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
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