at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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