yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
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My dog ate my bag of weed. Thats not the easiest call to the vet to make.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
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Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
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