the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
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She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
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