RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
ttyl tear gas
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
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