these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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