Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
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