Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
Dude, you need to talk to your mom
wtf?
She just called and asked if i would be part of the intervention she's planning for you
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
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