i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
Is it weird that I only look up my ex on Twitter when I take a shit? May have conditioned myself to associate him with shit
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
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