yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
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