whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
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the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
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Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
Robert just walked in drunk, grabbed my Jameson from me, told me to let him do his thing, and spilled it all over the coffee table. Then he told me to grab a funnel because he was going home.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
You know you're too drunk when you start calling people out for unfollowing you on social networks.
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
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