all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
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Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
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Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
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