Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
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We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
I'm pretty sure he told me he was sterile and I told him I was on the pill. The positive pregnancy test I'm holding in my hand right now tells me that at least one of us was lying.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
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Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
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