What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
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