when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
By the way can you translate "sorry, she played you bruh" to Spanish? Some Hispanic guy who spoke absolutely no English callled me last night and when I tried to tell him he had the wrong number the response was "como? No no no no...." And then click. He was gone
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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