best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
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So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
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We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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