I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
I have no idea why my husband is mad that I came home at 4 am & all I want to do is eat spaghettios. It's not fucking spaghettios fault.
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
Randomize
