I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Real life skills section of my resume: blow jobs, food knowledge trivia, sarcasm, mascaera application, sexting, tolerance of rail liquors
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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