I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
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