You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
I managed to convince my mom that my hickey was a birth mark I have always had. She cried for an hour about being a terrible mother for never noticing it.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
It's 1:26 and I have already found 5 fruit flies between 3 separate glasses of wine. This is supposed to be a summer problem. Fucking global warming.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
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