...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
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