Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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