I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
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All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
Well that's the second time I've broken a lamp during sex this month. Starting to worry I'm some kind of X-man. (this one was a wall sconce and I fully smashed it with my head and it crumbled like it was made of sugar)
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
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After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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