I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
People with herpes should wear stickers.
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
I love how my cats smell like pot.
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
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