I think I am morally bankrupt
I showed him my bush... on skype.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
dude you literally had like 30 screwdrivers, i thought you were gonna die
that explains why my vomit smells like it came from florida
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
If I don't singlehandedly make your gf realize she needs to straighten the fuck up or ruin your relationship before I leave I have failed you as a friend.
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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