At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
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How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
LinkedIn just suggested I might know the guy I caught my wife fucking.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
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FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
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