Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
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tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
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Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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