Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
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