We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
Masturbating after my cheeseburger. It's unavoidable.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
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