haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
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He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
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I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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