That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
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