And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
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