Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
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