I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
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I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
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For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
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