Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
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i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
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do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
Why did you not tell me that video snapchats are a thing? This is a fucking game changer for my mobile sex life.
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
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