So drunk its hurt
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
it was only during my walk of shame that i realized i was wearing the exact same outfit that julia roberts wears on the dvd cover or pretty woman. prostitution is my destiny.
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
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Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
I may have just made our entire microwave glow green. Like big green. Like spark and make me shit green.
Like worse than the time I blew up the microwave with the egg green.
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The squirrels are partying on my roof again. Now they're just rubbing it in that I'm home alone on a Saturday night and they're having orgies.
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
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