you guys were way drunker than both of me
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
Let's paint friendship bongs
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
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