i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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