gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
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I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
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If I ever write a book, i'm calling it "why do i work with fucktards?"
It'll be a good sequel to my other book, "why do i sleep with fucktards?"
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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