i just remebered what i did last night, i asked a homeless man on a bike "hey whatcha doin with that bike, wanna make 5 bucks?" he agreed and then rode me on his handle bars a block away to the next bar.
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
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