considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
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He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
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Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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