Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
I asked a lamppost to be my valentine. Also: I'm wearing a sombrero. We need more sombrero in our lives.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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