Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
I wish I could have two rating systems on iTunes. "This one is a 5 star. This one is only a 5 star when I'm baked."
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
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I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
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I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
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