Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
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Did you just see the Batmobile???
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
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Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
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