so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
we're making bets on your personal life
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
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