Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
they're like a gay fantastic four
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
Driving to get a preg test with my ex, wearing my unicorn hat
You are so not ready for motherhood
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
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