FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
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was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
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they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
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Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
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